staticmcawesome:
You are a : Immortal (delicious hourai elixir mmm)
Best Friend : Watatsuki no Toyohime (that seems like it doesn’t work)
Hates You : Reisen Udongein Inaba (udonge just mad cuz i stylin on her and i cant die)
First Kiss : Yuyuko Saigyouji (this i am completely ok with. :3c )
Has a Crush on You : Rin Kaenbyou (i am afraid she would be really too excited to cart me away)
Married To : Shikeiki Yamaxanadu (we eventually divorce because she gets pissed at my complete inability to spell her name right…)
Honeymoon At : Sanzu River (eiki honey leave your work at work when we’re on our honeymoon…)
# Of Children : 2
Cockblocked By : Flandre Scarlet (wh WHY)
I’m going to skip PC-98 characters because I know next to nothing about them.
You are a: Human (Okay I guess? I better be careful no matter what I do.)
Best friend: Mokou (That’s actually kinda sweet in a self-insert OC kind of way. I get to be one of the few friends of a lonely immortal not so loli.)
Hates you: Kimsume (Bucket loli hates me. Considering I’m just some human dude, I could have much worse enemies than that.)
First Kiss: Merlin (First step on my way to a ghost fetish. I wonder what hilarious animu circumstance led to the loudmouth and outgoing sister to being my first kiss.)
Has a crush on you: Alice! (Alice is one of my favorite Touhous. Even though fanon has her crushing/stalking on pretty much every character, I love her design and all the canon stuff she has behind her.)
Oh boy here comes the big one…
Married to: Lunasa (Ignoring the issue of how a human marries a ghost, I’m actually pretty okay with this. Although now this makes the Merlin first kiss even more interesting. Lunasa is the most level headed, if a bit reserved, of the trio. She usually plays the straight man to her younger sisters wild antics.)
Honeymoon at: Former Hell of Blazing Fires (Uh… Not my first choice… I better watch out for bucket loli while I’m there. Among many other things.)
# of Children: 1 (Is this where half-ghost people like Youmu come from?)
Cockblocked by: Nazrin (She totally would too. She’d be too caught up in treasure hunting or maybe doing something really weird with a horde of mice to notice.)
Questionable choice in honeymoon aside, that went better than expected! I was hoping to get Youmu for something, but looks like still got tons of ghost action.